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Did you know that everyone in New Zealand can simply, legally, and sensibly 'record their world' should they wish (and/or need) to do so?
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Frequently Asked Questions
Yes.
We have been professionally recording judges, lawyers, police, and many other professional (primarily government) entities for approximately two decades and everyone has loved it.
It should be noted that we have been well compensated for providing these professional services and this is a very easy way for us to "Pay it forward".
Yes.
It will put the ambulance at the very top of the cliff potentially eliminating a lot of unnecessary "ongoing" drama.
Yes.
Please contact Professor Andrew Geddis and/or New Zealand Police Commissioner Andrew Coster and simply ask our very professional Andrew's about Section 216B subsection (2)(a) of the New Zealand Crimes Act 1961 and also Section 116 of the New Zealand Crimes Act 1961...
and then smile.
Yes.
The above "yellow canary" image contains a device with our New Zealand Court Recording Software Solution installed and the software solution only has a recommended retail price of approximately NZ$1000 + GST (per installed copy). This does not include the small hardware device itself (which is about the size of an iPhone) that runs the Microsoft Windows operating system and was purchased directly from China many years ago for peanuts (some of these devices were purchased for less than US$100 including the Microsoft Windows operating system and all shipping costs).
We can provide a copy of the New Zealand Court Recording Software Solution to all Kiwi individuals for as little as NZ$0.00 (zero). We are the New Zealand wide distributors of this (and many other) professional software solutions.
We can also provide a functionally inferior (but still very effective) demonstration of an Android based smartphone solution running on a brand new Android smartphone purchased (on special - way back in 2016/2017 for NZ$10.00) from The Warehouse "where everyone gets a bargain".
We can also provide a demonstration of a number of "dinky" USB digital recording devices very much including one of our current favourites that weighs in at only 10 grams and has just a simple on/off switch. Ya gotta love the very clever Chinese manufacturers.
We also have a number of other simple solutions of negligible cost, stickers, t-shirts, lapel pins, fridge magnets, key rings, etc and (for completeness) a completely FREE solution as outlined on the https://Cares.NZ website.
Yes.
And, potentially, also save "the world" trillions annually.
Yes.
https://www.childmatters.org.nz
https://www.helpauckland.org.nz/sexual-abuse-statistics.html
Here is the website that brought Section 216B subsection (2)(a) of the New Zealand Crimes Act 1961 to our attention way back in 2017. While the "Powers That Be" may assert that this website has zero credibility we would suggest that every aspiring member of our media, legal fraternity, judiciary, police, and other government departments take the time to familiarise themselves with this entire website and as a possibly very enlightening task our up and coming professional media representatives should see if they can actually determine why this website stopped reporting on New Zealand's very unpleasant underbelly way back in 2017.
Don't ask... it's embarrassing. Let's just say that we have had this very simple solution in our back pocket for a very long time.
We really are a bunch of monkeys... one trick ponies... yes indeed.
Ya gotta smile though... as it really is a pretty cool (and obvious too when ya think about it) "trick" for a "monkey", right...
All we have done... is quietly draw a straight line between an existing New Zealand law and the protection of our most vulnerable members of society (for FREE). Something that any caring judge, lawyer, policeman, government official and/or representative, etc, could have also easily done... should they have taken the time to quietly ponder New Zealand's horrendous abuse problem for a minute or two....
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Yes.
This simple solution will very likely decimate New Zealand's very lucrative (for some) and absolutely devastating (for others)... currently thriving and, in many cases, completely unnecessary "drama industry"....
Life really is fun and funny... and, definitely, a little bit sad sometimes too - yes indeed.
Two retired "caring kiwi" business professionals who really do care about other folk and especially our most vulnerable folk....
"We All Care"
- A small device containing our New Zealand Court Recording Software Solution
- It is about the size of a large smartphone / iPhone.
- It is powered by a 5 volt 2 amp micro USB power cable and uses very little power.
- To set it up all that is required is your WIFI password and an Encryption password for creating your files.
- These passwords can be applied via smartphone.
- Total installation time just a couple of minutes.
- Essentially set and forget.
- For demonstration purposes we have decided to provide a continuous 24 hour "viewing window" into the AES-256 encrypted files created on a device which is positioned by a radio (currently tuned to RNZ - National) and these encrypted 5 minute files are then automatically transferred to "the cloud" (MEGA.co.nz in this instance but could be any of them... Google, Amazon, Microsoft, Apple, Dropbox, Box, etc) and then further transferred on to another collection device (just another NZ$10.00 smartphone with a 64GB SDCard that cost peanuts).
- To view this 24 hour continuous "viewing window" just click on the text "Solution No. 1" below the "yellow canary" image and then click on the "Date Added" Title to toggle the start and end dates for each day shown.
- It should be noted that the solutions provided to the NZ Courts included lots of additional serious audio recording hardware which has been eliminated in this updated "Cardboard Policeman" version and, we believe, that we could further reduce the size of this device with the continued / ongoing assistance of the very talented, professional and resourceful Chinese manufacturers.
- In New Zealand everyone has been able to simply, legally, and sensibly "record their world" for a very long time.
- Unfortunately, it would seem to us, the "Powers That Be" have, thus far, been unwilling to "transfer" this extraordinarily useful piece of "information / knowledge" on to the vast majority of our New Zealand population and especially on to those members of our society who are most likely to be victimised by an "orchestrated orchestra" of seriously inadequate "opportunistic opportunists".
- The above "yellow canary" image is nothing more than a demonstration and once everyone in New Zealand knows that everyone really can simply, legally, and sensibly "record their world" should they wish (and/or need) to do so... then all anyone will need is our granddaughter's (very kindly, and wisely, suggested a long time ago) two registered trademarks consisting of five circles (one large and four small), two words (simply simple) and two colours (blue and blue)... pretty simple, right... a very, very clever girl is our granddaughter - https://God.cares.nz - no digital recorder required. See... life really is fun, funny... and, definitely, a little bit sad sometimes too.
Yes, of course.
In fact, we have already offered (on Father's Day 2021) to many of the "Powers That Be" to provide a "real life" demonstration whereby every (12,500 plus - sworn and non-sworn) member of our brave, strong, trustworthy, selfless New Zealand Police could easily record themselves (for FREE) which would definitely seem to be a very good idea considering the fact that they are one of the very few entities within New Zealand who are legally able to carry and use various weapons (including guns), and tactical forceful manoeuvres, on a daily basis. See... don't do anything that your grandmother or grandfather wouldn't be impressed with... unless your grandmother and/or grandfather just happen to be a fully paid up members of the "orchestrated orchestra" of seriously inadequate "opportunistic opportunists" and if that is the case then poor (in many ways) you and poor us too.
As far as we are concerned, should every member of our New Zealand Police and/or our New Zealand Military wish to carry a gun... no worries... as long as you also carry a 10 gram "real time/continuous" audio recording device (at a minimum), as well.
Smile everyone... God really does have each and every one of us on "Candid Camera" (a reference aimed directly at New Zealand's opportunistic opportunist "boomers").
God is love.
Trying to fool God is the dumbest thing anyone can ever do... (a direct reference to the hierarchy of our "so-called" one holy catholic and apostolic and, seemingly, outwardly at least, very caring church and also the hierarchy of our, until very recently, super secretive and, seemingly, also outwardly at least, very caring masonic lodge... (affectionately known to the writer as "dodgers").
Here is a quick quiz for everyone... what is the difference between the hierarchy of the catholic church and the hierarchy of the masonic lodge?
Nope... we do not know the answer to this question either (and the writer is a non-practicing member of one of the above)... which is fun, funny... and, definitely, a bit sad too.
Looking good on the outside is no reflection on what is actually manifesting itself on the inside.
A much safer New Zealand for everyone and a seriously neutered New Zealand "unnecessary drama industry" and a big smile.
The irony is that we (as a team) have been quietly trying to give this simply simple solution away for FREE for years but, unfortunately, very few folk seem to like (or trust) the word FREE (if it looks, or smells, too good to be true, then it probably isn't true, right)... so if the "Powers That Be" could please just forward NZ$182,500,000 = 5,000,000 (kiwi folk) x $36.50 (the cost of a single COVID-19 Pfizer jab) directly into our Westpac Banking Business Account then we will obviously smile big time too, of course.
Life really is fun, funny... and, definitely, a little bit sad sometimes too, right.
God really is love.
Thank you, our Creator, our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ - yes indeed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegasus_(spyware)
The company states that it provides "authorized governments with technology that helps them combat terror and crime."
For everyone to realise that they can easily protect themselves from abuse without the need of the legal fraternity, judiciary, police, corrections, government, etc and for the penny to finally drop and for everyone to finally smile.
Most importantly, enable the most vulnerable members of our society to finally get a good night's sleep - priceless.
The funniest thing is... that most New Zealanders will not need to change a single thing and will not require a digital recorder or any type of recording device including using their smartphone... all they will need to do is let everyone know that they are now fully aware of what Section 216B subsection (2)(a) of the New Zealand Crimes Act 1961 allows them to do and the easiest way to do that is just display the two registered trademarks, via the free Cares.NZ web page, or via a sticker, fridge magnet, key ring, lapel pin, t-shirt, wristband, etc.
NB: The simply simple Cares.NZ website has a very cool (and, seemingly, "true") attribute that everyone should love:
Total cost = NZ$0.00 (FREE)
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